For some reason, our super lives have become reality
genjitsu wa nantonaku suupaa na watashitachi no nichijou
A mysterious fortune has befallen us
hashiridashita misuteriasu foochun
Don't laugh, I can really feel my arm being overtaken
warawanaide ittemita ma ga sashita
We're trapped just on the verge of change
kawarisou de kawaranai no wa
Why is that?
naze darou ne
My powers have awakened, but my feelings remain in slumber
mezameshi chikara mezamenu omoi
Be still, my other self!
katte ni abareruna!
Everyone wants to try it at least once
dare demo hontou wa suki kamo ne
Putting on a show and acting cool
oogesa de kakko yoku
Try time and again until you get it
naritai naritai narikireru
and your heart will shine
kokoro tte suteki
It's everyone's dream
shounen shoujo no doriimu
For some reason, our super lives
genjitsu wa nantonaku suupaa na
have become overlapped with reality
watashitachi no nichijou no oobaa rappu
Just wait, and you will find
matte itsu no manika
that life is a lot more fun than before
sore sae mo tanoshindeiru yo
Somewhere within these exciting secrets
dakara tokimeita himitsu no naka de
why do I suddenly have the urge to hold you?
fureaitakunatta nee doushiyou?
I wish to shower you with kind words
yasashii kotoba kakete agetai
And yet, it's way too late
sonna koto ima sara de aa
But I'll still try, I love you
muri kana ai rabu yuu
Episode 4 Capricious Lady
Andou, are you all right?
More importantly,
why don't you use World Create like usual?
In the morning, lots of people are around, so it'd be hard to keep it secret.
Oh, right.
Anyway, I'm starting to get tired, so can I stop carrying you now?
No.
I love having you carry me.
What?
Your back is big and warm,
so it's comforting.
Huh?
It's reliable, manly, and really cool.
Huh?! Ah...
Oh, but if you don't want to,
I'll be a good girl and refrain from asking.
Who said I didn't want to, young lady?
Thanks, Andou. You're so eas— I mean, nice.
I'm only doing what any man would do.
Good job, Andou. You did well.
Chi-chan!
Jeez, Chi-chan, you're late!
I was worried about you!
Ah, your ribbon's crooked again.
And put Lissun in your bag, okay?
Okay, now you're set!
A friend of Chifuyu-chan's?
Huh? Oh, good morning.
I'm Chi-chan's friend, Kuki Madoka.
Kuki Madoka?!
Huh?
That's so, so, so cool!
Cool! Cool! So cool! Cool! Cool! So cool!
Hey, Chi-chan, who is that?
That guy's Andou.
Huh? You're Andou-san, from the literature club?
Oh? You know about the literature club?
Chi-chan always tells me how she goes there to play.
Oh!
Then, Kuki-chan, I hope you'll continue to get along with Chifuyu-chan.
You don't have to tell me that.
Chi-chan, let's get going.
Yeah, okay.
Andou, bye-bye.
Oh...
That reminds me, I never asked why Chifuyu-chan was dropping out.
Oh, I should hurry back to school, too.
Ow!
Hey, Andou, watch where you're walking.
S-Satomi-sensei...
Some people walk while sleeping, you know. It's dangerous.
I think you're the only one who does that, Satomi-sensei...
By the way, Andou,
has Chifuyu visited the literature club lately?
Huh? Well, yes.
Is something wrong?
No,
it's nothing.
You'll be late for class.
It's just, Andou...
Please don't forget this.
Huh?
It isn't normal for a lone elementary schooler
to mingle with high school students.
Right...
Literature Club
I don't think I've ever lamented my foolishness as much as today.
Box
What? What's wrong?
Did you learn something about our powers?
Andou?
What's that box?
I should have noticed it sooner.
With Chifuyu-chan...
With Chifuyu-chan's power...
We can cosplay all we want, can't we?
Withdraw...
After creating that oppressive atmosphere, that's what you say?!
I thought something was wrong because you looked so serious.
True, with Chifuyu-san's power, we might be able to, but...
That sounds fun. I want to try.
Box
So, write something you want to cosplay, and put it in here!
In that box?
Maid Outfit
What is this?
Oh, that's the one I wrote.
It really suits you, Andou!
Yes, you're cute, Ju-kun!
Hey, Sayumi-san, why are you taking pictures?
Now, if I combine this picture with the one I took of Sagami-kun...
Why are you bringing up Sagami?!
Oh, no reason.
Just talking to myself.
Anyway, up next is Sayumi-san.
Box
Bloomers
Oh, that's another one I wrote.
L-Laugh if you want!
Sayumi, bloomers don't suit you.
I know I look too old...
What are you saying?
In fact, Sayumi-san's bloomers work because they don't suit her.
The sense that she's forcing herself to make an effort carries a perverse charm!
Just like someone who's obviously over thirty, trying to be a gravure idol—
Okay, I'm up next!
Ta-da-da-da-da!
The Sun
The sun?
Oh, that's mine.
Chifuyu-chan, by "sun," do you mean that sun?
Yes, the sun in the sky.
When I grow up,
I want to be someone who brightens everyone, just like the sun.
I... I see...
I'm the sun!
It's my turn next.
Bondage Gear
Oh, that one's mine!
A-Andou, what are you trying to make us wear?
Th-That's not it! I wanted to wear it.
Huh?
Well, it's kind of cool, right?
Out!
I feel alive again.
Hey, do I look cool?
Sorry, it's not quite what I expected.
Then I'm last.
Bikini Armor
That's it!
Wait, who wrote that one?
Huh?
Well, if you wrote it yourself, then you reap what you sow.
What's "bikini armor"?
Something like this.
Okay.
Wow, bikini armor's cute.
It looks good on you, Tomoyo-san.
S-Say something.
Huh? Oh...
It looks fine on you.
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
This isn't any fun at all...
Andou, take a picture of us.
Huh?
As a memento.
We still don't have a single picture with all of us together.
Oh... She's right!
That's true.
I-I don't want to,
but if Chifuyu-chan's asking, it can't be helped.
Hey, unlock the door, you guys! It's me!
It's Satomi-sensei!
Hey! Andou!
Chifuyu-chan, dispel your power!
Right.
H-Huh? When did Tomoyo-chan change into her uniform?
I understand.
You used Closed Clock, didn't you?
How could you...
Huh? Did you say something?
No, nothing.
Literature Club
Honestly, what were you all doing?
I'm sorry.
All these books were lying around, so we cleaned up in a panic.
Well, it's not like I came here to talk to you guys today.
Chifuyu,
I heard you left school early today.
Huh? But I walked her to school this morning...
She said her stomach hurt
and left before morning homeroom.
Did your stomach hurt, Chifuyu-chan?
Are you all right now?
It's better.
Did you think feeling better made it okay to come here?
Yes.
Hey, Chifuyu...
Did it really hurt?
Hmm... Oh, well.
Be sure to go to school tomorrow.
I'll explain it to my sister.
Head home before it gets too late, you guys.
Chifuyu-chan...
I'm going home for today.
I'm home.
Oh, yeah!
Sis is running late today.
Your immoral wings rend a sky devoid of stars...
Blood becomes a spray and disappears,
as your fragments melt away!
Oh, yeah.
I can watch that late-night movie I recorded because the title sounded erotic.
Andou...
Y-Yes?!
You watch late-night movies with erotic titles?
I don't!
Didn't you just say you did?
N-No, I didn't.
Chifuyu-chan, did you need me for something?
I fought with Cookie.
Huh? Cookie? You mean Kuki, from this morning?
Cookie said
not to hang out with you and the others anymore.
Not to hang out with us?
She said I should stop visiting the high school.
So you fought over that?
Yeah.
She said it's weird for me to hang out with high schoolers.
A-Anyway, Chifuyu-chan...
I think you should go home for today.
We can talk about it in detail tomorrow.
It's awkward.
Huh?
Cookie's at my house now.
What?!
So you left Kuki-chan at your house by herself?
I really think you should get back soon, then...
It's awkward.
Then, want me to go with you?
Really?
Then, Andou, please do.
Huh?
Ow!
Ch-Chi-chan?
Huh?
I-I'm sorry! I went too far earlier— Huh?
Hey... Uh, good evening, Kuki-chan.
Huh?
Ah! Kuki-chan, there's a good reason for this!
Stay away! Stay away!
Andou, how did it go?
Sorry, I think I just made the problem even more complicated.
Chi-chan?
Chi-chan, I was right! You shouldn't hang out with a guy like this!
He's a pervert!
He'll make you a pervert, too!
Hey, you already have me, right?
Can't you hang out with me?
Stop hanging out with high schoolers, okay?
No.
Why, Chi-chan?
"No" means "no."
Why?
Chi-chan, you won't listen to me?
Do you have more fun with them than with me?
Them
No, it's also fun being with you, Cookie.
But...
But what?
There's a reason I need to be there, with them.
There are things I wouldn't understand without Andou and the others.
A reason? What reason? Tell me!
I can't say.
You can't say? Why not?
I can't say what I can't say.
Tell me!
No.
Okay...
So, Chi-chan...
You do have more fun with them than with me, don't you?
Them
Bye-bye.
Thanks for yesterday.
For not telling Kuki-chan about our powers.
Yeah.
That was our promise.
I won't tell Cookie about our secret.
But that secret is what caused this mess in the first place...
I wasn't able to make up with Cookie today.
Cookie wouldn't fix my ribbon, so I did it on my own.
She wouldn't show me her homework, either.
And she wouldn't eat my green peppers at lunch.
Huh?
Without Cookie to guide me,
I nearly got lost at school.
Aren't you a bit too dependent on her?
I need to find a replacement quickly.
You're so stoic!
I'm joking.
No one can replace Cookie.
Maybe Cookie and I...
can never be friends again.
Princess Chifuyu,
such a sullen look doesn't suit you.
Huh?
Tonight, Guiltia Sin Jurai will be Princess Chifuyu's knight.
The nine-headed fiend bares her fangs against the master of creation.
But in truth,
she is a kind girl who cares for her friend.
I shall return this fiend to her true form.
Andou, you'll help me make up with Cookie?
Yes, Your Highness.
Rainbow Piano Classroom
Y-You're Andou-san!
What do you want?
Ah, hold on.
I just want to talk for a bit...
No! I'm busy right now!
You commute to this piano classroom by bus, don't you?
So if we could just talk until the next bus comes...
How do you know about that?
And how did you know about this place?
Have you been stalking me?
No, no, no, I wasn't.
I heard it from Chifuyu-chan.
Huh?
Oh, Chifuyu-chan. Where are Tomoyo-chan and the rest?
They left, saying they'd be right back.
Hmm?
I see.
So Lissun was a present from Satomi-sensei.
I've always napped with Shiharu,
slept with her at night,
and gone back to sleep with her in the morning. We were always together.
But...
Once she became busy as a teacher,
she gave me Lissun.
So that's why you treasure her.
She won her in a crane game,
and I was really happy.
There, all done!
Thank you, Hatoko.
See?
If you try hard enough, anything can be fixed.
So it'll be all right, Chifuyu-chan.
I'm sure you'll be able to make up with Kuki-chan.
You're close enough to fight, after all.
But you know,
even friends have a secret or two that they keep from each other, right?
I know that.
But I don't like it.
I don't like Chi-chan lying or hiding things.
All right!
Huh?
If you're willing to go that far,
I will tell you our secret.
A-Are you sure?
Can you promise never to tell anyone?
Y-Yes.
Kuki-chan, the truth is...
I am a lolicon!
U-U-Um...
I am a lolicon.
No, it's not that I didn't hear you.
I am a true lolicon.
My strike zone for women lies between seven and twelve years old.
In other words,
I only view elementary school girls as the opposite sex.
Though at times, I may aim lower,
it is impossible for me to go any higher!
Good grief, elementary schoolers are the best!
Anyone works for me.
Even you...
No!
Lolicon is not a disease!
It is a way of life!
What are you saying?!
Even I realize that I'm a pervert!
But all the same, Chifuyu-chan was willing to accept me.
Just being able to play with Chifuyu-chan satisfies me!
Th-That's...
a more hopeless secret than I expected.
When you open Pandora's Box, that's what you get.
Don't try to look cool, you pervert!
Cookie...
Huh?
Chifuyu-chan, what are you doing here?
I asked Shiharu.
Cookie, this is for you.
Huh?
I just won it at the arcade with Shiharu,
as a symbol of our making up.
I like everyone in the literature club.
But I also like you, Cookie.
I like all of you a lot.
So...
I don't want us to not get along anymore!
Chi-chan, I'm sorry!
I was scared...
I was afraid the high schoolers would take you away from me...
I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were watching out for Andou-san.
Cookie, will you keep taking care of me?
Yeah.
Sorry for all the trouble.
No, it was partly our responsibility, too.
Literature Club
Uh, this girl is called "Chifuyu,"
and she's my sister's kid.
I promised to play with her today,
but I suddenly got called to a meeting.
I'm sorry, but would you mind watching her for a while?
Oh, it's Lolicon Knight.
Wh-Who are you calling "Lolicon Knight"?
Andou, look, look. Cookie did this for me.
Wow!
Hey, Andou, is it cute?
Yeah, it's cute, Chifuyu-chan.
Oh, whatever. I don't care if I'm a lolicon.
Hey, Chifuyu-chan?
Why were you trying to quit elementary school before?
That's because...
I was trying to quit elementary school and enter high school.
High school? You mean ours?
Yeah. I was skipping classes to study, so I could skip grades.
You really only wanted to go to high school?
Yeah.
That's all? I worried for nothing.
That sounds like Chifuyu-chan.
Chifuyu-san, don't your powers make it hard for you?
Doesn't it get hard,
trying to keep your powers secret after they've awakened in you?
Don't worry.
I'm fine because you're all here.
I'm fine because I have Andou, Tomoyo, Hatoko, and Sayumi.
Also, Kudou.
I'm glad my powers awakened.
It's fun getting to play in different ways.
And it's okay because it's fun.
I see.
Plus, I realized I'll catch up to Andou soon.
Hmm? What does that mean?
In two years, I'll graduate elementary school, so...
Yes, in four years, I'll catch up to Andou.
Hmm? What do you mean?
Oh, I get it.
Indeed, only four years to go.
Oh, that's what she means. Right.
Huh? Huh?
Oh, yes, that's true.
H-Hey, what are you all saying?
Tell me, too.
In four years, I'll be in eighth grade.
Then I'll be the same as you,
since you'll be a chuuni forever.
That's right, Chifuyu-chan.
My name is Guiltia Sin Jurai.
No matter how many months or years may pass,
I shall await you
on the chuunibyou throne!
Yeah.
If you can confirm it with your eyes
hitomi ni utsuru mono nara
then everything points to fatalism?
are ya kore unmeiron e
Don't make me laugh
kojitsukechau
A philosophy based on logic and inverse relationships
rikutsu to hanpire na firosofii
falls apart in the face of common sense, you bad boy
kizukeba mata nichijou oitekebori de Bad My Boy
Logic and gossip are all mixed up now
rojikku goshippu gochamaze
Let it go, spin around, but for how long?
Let it Go Merry Go doko made?
Wait a minute, can't you explain a bit more?!
nee chotto mou chotto setsumei shite yo?!
This is my glimmering heart's request
kirameku tokimeki rikuesuto
You're making a face like you're shouldering the world's fate
sekai no shukumei wo seotta kao de
Please wipe that fantasy from your brain
esoragoto ga kokoro kara sukuriin auto shite
Or so I say, but I'm attracted to you for some reason
demo demo dokoka hikareacchau no wa
Why? Is it the magic of magnets? I'll just leave it at that
Why? N to S no majikku? soyuu koto ni shitageru
You'd better thank me, my d-d-d-darling!
kansha shite yo ne? da-da-da-darling!
Get ready, here I come
toriaezu aki mo sezu
I'll chase you forever until you love me!
Ch-Ch-Chase Ch-Ch-Chain You Gotta Love Me!
Once you reach this age,
there are more things to be embarrassed about, you know?
I understand. You're at a sensitive age.
Stop that! It's kind of embarrassing!
Next time, on When Supernatural Battles Become Commonplace:
Sensitive Age
Sensitive Age.